<---- The magic bullet!!!!! My first infomercial product. Can't wait to test it out- I'm going to make smoothies, and guacamole, and salsa Oh my! The characters which are apart of the televised info-segment are priceless. You have the botox lady, the lady with the cig dangling from her jaw, the workout buff, the health guru.... and the list goes on and on. Finally having this product in my kitchen is.....*sigh* wonderful. I'd like to thank the academy, God, and Miley Cyrus, I couldn't have achieved any of this without you.

Just had too many cupcakes (can't you tell? :D),

Me.